Here is my list of the Top Ten Movies of 2006. Let it be known that I am only doing this because all the cool kids are doing it, and I want to be cool too. After this I'm going to go start smoking and doing whippets.
Let it also be known that I have not seen many of the films that have universally been considered to be the best this year including The Queen, Children of Men, Pan's Labyrinth, Shortbus, and Half Nelson. This is because that, unlike the other cool kids, I am not paid to do this. I do this because I have a big ego.
So here's the list. Those I have reviewed, I'll link to that review, and those I've been too lazy to review, I'll give a brief mention as to why I love them.
Now then.
The Top Ten Best Movies of 2006 (among those I have seen):
1. Little Miss Sunshine
2. Borat
I kept meaning to write a review of this little number, which is probably the funniest, most subversive movie of the year. But I got lazy, and then I got busy, and then I was otherwise occupied stuffing my face over Christmas. But, to keep things moving, let's just say it was filthy, offensive, exploiting and unbelievably hilarious. I laughed until tears rolled down my cheeks and my stomach hurt from the workout. I also exited deeply ashamed at the preponderance of the greedy, hate-filled, racist, sexist, bastard Americans that are highlighted in the film (and who are now all suing for being portrayed as the loathsome creatures they are.)
3. Thank You for Smoking
4. Brick
5. The Science of Sleep
6. V for Vendetta
7. When the Levees Broke
While everyone else will mention one of the Iraq docs, and, of course, An Inconvenient Truth, as the best docs of the year, for me it was Spike Lees requiem for New Orleans that had the most value as a documentary. It's alternately captivating, enraging and reflective- an undulating serpent on the spectrum of human emotion. Rent the DVD immediately.
8. An Inconvenient Truth
9. The Notorious Bettie Page
10. Snakes on a Plane
Let me explain. While the film is, technically bad, it's also the most bloody entertaining movie of the year. It gives credence to the philosophy that sometimes a movie doesn't need to have a moral, or anything important to say. Sometimes you just want to see snakes devour people. And that's enough.
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4 comments:
Great list ... We only had two in common, Little Miss Sunshine and Thank You for Smoking, but I liked all your choices .. and you never have to explain your support for SOAP to me
I like your list though I'm a bit surprised that Bettie Page made your cut. I thought it was a bit weak.
I deliberated a lot over Bettie Page, because, as you put so well, it does have some weak points. I believe if I'd had a chance to see some of the other films commonly found on pretentious lists like these I probably would have bumped it. But I felt in the end it had a lot to say about sex, feminism and what we normals term "sexual deviance." Thanks for the input!
great list! absolutely loved thank you for smoking, one of the funniest movies i've ever seen!
great moxie to put a deliberately guilty pleasure popcorn flick like snakes on a plane on your list...but isn't that what movies are all about?
also liked brick, inconvenient truth, v for vendetta, haven't seen the others, so i'll trust your judgment (tho netflix is bringing me little miss sunshine as soon as a copy opens up).
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