The Gender Analyzer is 70% sure that I am a man.
Quoteth the A.I. program (that I like to think looks like Haley Joel Osment):
We think http://www.emoviemaven.blogspot.com is written by a man (70%).
In the words of Joe Biden, let me say that again:
I, your Movie Maven, with the blog outlined in pink, who has a photo of Jean Seberg as her handle, who's name is Movie Maven, is apparently a man.
What. The. Fuck.
Perhaps this gross miscalculation in the program's brain just means that the tone of my writing is strong and self-assured. Bad-ass. Perhaps it thinks I'm a man because of my penchant for filthy language, love of Quentin Tarantino movies and discussions of the best films that have shit blowing up for no reason.
Obviously, the A.I. is a filthy sexist.
I demand attention be paid to this grossly discriminatory internet meme! I call for the banning of all interweb robots that think I'm a dude just because I don't like Julia Roberts!
For shame, obviously flawed text classifier- for shame!
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